Tampa Bay in 5.

They should be feeling pretty good now, but they’re about to get shit hammered by the lightning who have Chris kunitz so that will bring them down pretty quick.

Better try’n schedule the parade in DC quickly. Round 3 starts soon.

+1. Rickets is always funny. Scurvy too.

Kinja handle checks out.

Oh yeah I’m sure that Congress will hold him totally accountable if he falsified a medical report and broke election laws.

This also hurt the first time finishers really hard. They had to have 2/112's of their Ironman tattoo on the right calf removed. Sorry buddy, rules are rules.

It’s exactly these kinds of shenanigans that keep me from competing in Ironman events. That and a life of slothful lethargy and general ill health due to poor diet, plethoric bong hits and excessive alcohol intake. 

I don’t think that it made a “hockey move”, so, no goal.

It’s a bad sign when you have to think, “It’s a shame Jeb! isn’t still in the fold, because this ownership group really needs some likability and excitement.”

Admit it, you checked Twitter to see if I was lying. I was.

Maybe he just never connected historical slavery with modern human trafficking? Remember, he’s been living in the Fox News bubble for as long as its’ existed and they’re not about to make that connection for viewers.

Not livestock. Meth and their children.

People can mock WV all they want, but when Apple reveals that standard lithium batteries are dead and its next iPhone is going to be powered by a clean coal-ion battery instead, we’ll see who’s laughing once all WV citizens are all wiping their asses with hundred dollar bills.

Defending CHAMPIONS play long time; cross state rival, best player in the game nets a natural hat, young goalie ties record for consecutive playoff shutouts and all we get from D.S. is...

I am. But I wanted a post about the Pens-Flyers game for the sure to be insane and entertaining comments. There are sure to be some insane and entertaining comments on THIS post, but I wanted to enjoy insane and entertaining comments about teams who are not MY teams, because those are much more fun. No stress.

When’s Kadri playing again?

I waited all day for a post on the Pens-Flyers game and nuthin’, but you’ve aready got a post up SECONDS after the Leafs lose.

Having heard so much about what a total poop-a-rama the transition was, and having watched every minute I could get of Obama in his last days, my admiration of the man only continues to grow. He kept his cool and conducted himself impeccably in the face of the real idiocy he knew would follow him.

It’s pretty clear that this will be the golden age of the revenge memoir.