Forget there not being enough jobs. There isn’t enough public transit to get people to those non existent jobs.

Go get a job that pays $8/hour — and leave your kids at childcare that costs $12/hour.

Good jobs like they had in the 1950s, before men exactly like Donald Trump busted all the unions and hired low cost labor from immigrants with questionable legal status and then replaced those immigrants with robots. The good ol’ days when being white guaranteed you a job a well paying job with good benefits just for…

I know it’s an illustration, but the last time the Nazis were in power was 73 frickin’ years ago. How old would that hypothetical reporter have to be to have a coherent memory of such a time?

So, is Becka’s Beat just him yelling for a half-hour? I guess it makes sense since every Nebraskan is really old and probably hard of hearing.  

I’ll re-read this after I rip some bong hits in a hot shower.

This is fucking beyond stupid.

The least risky bond that exists is simply to purchase US Treasury bonds, which usually pay around 2%, which most people treat as a literal zero-risk investment (T-Bills are considered so safe that some economists consider them a form of cash).

too risky. the smart money is on powerball tickets.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Olympics.

lucky for her, it’s all downhill from here.

There’s actually so much science that goes into determining whether bare skin is more aero than a material. I’m cyclist, and I follow professional cycling. There are very specific rules about how high socks can be and how long shorts can be and sleeves v no sleeves. Which are obviously totally different in time…

as a speedskater in my youth allow me this rebuttal....

That’s cause I’m STILL fishing Milwaukee’s Best cans out of the gutter downspouts

We need a fucking moratorium on thanking the troops. Every fucking sporting event thanks the troop. Every #brand is #blessed to #standwiththetroops every fucking commercial break. It’s just more commercial bullshit 99% of the time.

“They don’t get to choose where to go, they don’t get to choose what wars are being fought.”

Eh. I appreciate the intent many have when they join the armed forces.

Hearing an out-of-context snippet of a speech employed in order to sell cars is arguably worse than not hearing Dr. King’s words at all. At least in ignorance someone would not hold the wrong impression of Dr. King.

Did Urlacher actually do anything HOF-worthy, or is resembling the prototype of the ideal, block-shaped gritty white player that gives sportswriters over 55 a hard-on enough now?

So no "Allied Corp", "Fantasy Corp", and "Star Corp" in the future eh...