Ignore PSG at the top and the battle for the remaining Champions and Europa League spots is fairly compelling. Recently-promoted Angers is sitting 4th and nine points separate 2nd place Monaco and 11th place St. Etienne.

Ignore PSG’s enormous lead and Ligue 1 is at least somewhat interesting.

Worst football team in recent memory and you’re not talking about the Browns?

The black and gold are the Drake OVO jerseys.

Jack isn’t great, but he’s better than the Raptors’ Sportsnet analyst Leo Rautins and I’d listen to either one of them before tuning into a Cavs game with Austin Carr.

Where are all your other children, Albert?

It wasn’t too long ago that there were military police that patrolled the CFB Rockcliffe neighbourhood.

Carleton alum?

As a uOttawa alum... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯