I just started working out again 4 days ago, after a several year hiatus.... at the age of 41. My body has never hurt so much after a work out.

I usually use third party sites to find the flights I want and then go to the carriers site to book them.

Disagree. As someone who cannot sleep sitting up, taking the red-eye usually costs me an additional day on the end to get back into a normal sleep schedule. I avoid them whenever possible. Also, if for some reason, your flight is cancelled, typically, there isn’t a “next flight” for you to try to get on, until the…

I think it would be better if people stopped looking so hard for biological connections, and instead made those connections with the people they have. If you find out that your father couldn’t possibly be your father, so your aunt isn’t your aunt, and that means you can’t talk to your aunt about things, that’s a sad…

The Ann Coulter live show is off to an amazing start.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

It called a hammer “a desktop router”.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

This is awesome

“Endangered everyone’s lives”
Being drunk/high is a fair thing to complain about, but sounds like Ms. Gorman is the type of person that wants to “speak to your manager” when you tell her there’s no sales going on.

Yeah, the last time I flew the jerk behind me held my seat so I couldn’t recline. When I asked what’s up he refused and complained that “I’m tall, I have a bad back, it’s uncomfortable, blah blah blah...”. I mentioned that I have all those conditions too but he was still a jerk about it. The stewardess offered me a…

As much as I absolutely 100% HATED Shangela’s lipsync last week in her fat suit, she definitely deserved based on her consistent top-tier performance in the challenges to be in the Top 2 and probably win. (Though she DID mess up her Game of Thrones reference tonight by saying Ned Stark was guillotined when he was not,…

Come at me, but this “emotional support animal” is bullshit. If you need help with flight anxiety, take a tranquilizer or booze, like a normal sane person. Animals - no exceptions, dogs, cats, whatever! - have no business inside a passengers cabin.

“She will probably be more thankful for the $4 than I will miss it” is a fantastic guiding principle.

I usually tip 10 percent on takeout orders. Last night, for example, our order was about $40 and I left $4. Was $4 “overpaying” for the 2-3 minutes that the person took to bag up my order and ring me out? Well, probably, but between the two of us I figure she will probably be more thankful for the $4 than I will miss…

I’m sure as fuck not watching the documentary to find out but, the important question: WAS Brady’s daughter “being an annoying little pissant”? 

You left off Germany- when I was working there, we routinely got calls from people who had been turned around at the airport and shipped back to the U.S. because they had less than six months left on their passport. The airport in Munich was particularly strict about this.

Also I should note....before you close any cut, definitely rinse it off. Studies have shown that tap water is just as good as sterile saline, so running it under the sink will work. If it's dirty to the point of having debris in it, either don't close it (for small cuts where the bleeding has stopped) or get medical…

Superglue is a cyanoacrylate adhesive. So is Dermabond, but dermabond is slightly different (2-octyl-cyanoacrylate vs ethyl-2-cyanoacrylate). Dermabond is slightly less likely to be irritating to skin and less toxic if somehow absorbed in large amounts, but these are rarely an issue for small cuts.