Agree that they’re boring, but I think Aniston is worse. She’s beige in every respect. Brad has produced some good movies at least.

I was trying to think of a way to eloquently say that without sounding sarcastic.

This show was basically an unapologetic showcasing of white privilege. I’m not surprised.

Those two names look the same if you don’t have your reading glasses on. ;)

Pfffft. Jen and Brad reuniting wouldn’t be interesting. Jen and Angelina hooking up, marrying, and staying married would be interesting! #jengelina

Aniston did that with her last house and made a $15 million dollar profit. People think she’s just a dumb actress, but I beg to differ.

They just had their house featured on Architectural Digest. I guess we know why, now: because they’re splitting up and planning to sell and that helps raise the price.

#lifegoals may be the most overused hashtag, ever, but those are really are on point. Added to this: owning three homes, various vehicles, and the paltry sum of 150 million dollars to ensure a beautiful future, and, yeah, she had better be sleeping soundly at night.

I was literally thinking just yesterday about how great it would be to be Jen Aniston. Do yoga, drink smart water, drink maragaritas, hang out with your girlfriends, film one shitty movie a year, slather yourself in aveeno, go to mexico.

“As he couldn’t take another six months of home based work to go with her on a shooting in Cabo, senior account payable officer John Smith and actress A decided to part ways.”

(Psssst! She’s pregnant!)

I’m just waiting for the “Why can’t Jen keep a man?” or “Jen thinking about adoption after relationship bites the dust” - you know the drill. I

Ah, okay...I don’t think that’s a good idea. I hope she goes in another direction as well. Working in service would be a better choice.

Apparently she’s exploring a pop music career, but I hope she reconsiders and instead embarks on a life of service to others. She has all of her material needs taken care of for life.

While this is true in terms of the public dissection of her; Jennifer Aniston leads a pretty charmed life. Not saying that this won’t hurt, but she has managed to create a fairly cushy existence* which can be hard to glimpse through the ‘poor Jennifer’ narrative.

A friend of mine told me he’s getting divorced and he and his wife have been separated for a year. They’ve been married a little longer than Theroux and Aniston.

Jen can not catch a break.

Isn’t Ciara’s baby Sienna, not Sierra?

I am so happy for Frances. That girl’s life has been a disaster. I’m glad we (hopefully) won’t see her go the way of her parents.

Nah. She just thought he was a weird ass bunny. She’s a young adult now and few things freak her out — well except ticks (because she got lyme disease, thankfully diagnosed early) and scorpions (because one bit her in the ass on a desert hike and a huge group of boy scouts got to watch her husband tend to the wound).