In addition to being pointlessly and needlessly cruel, how are they going to ensure that they send food that everyone even knows how to cook? America is a diverse place, and not everyone is going to know what to do with every item. Cooking on a budget and timeline shouldn’t be a thrice-daily episode of Chopped. And…

Every goddamn day the twisted dystopian novel I’m working on becomes a little less fictional. MOTHER FUCKERS.

Please... Tell me more about how much you hate the Nanny State.

I flipped the script one time and ask them the same questions they asked me (including, “where is your family really from”). He eventually said that his family was Ireland. So I told him to go back to Ireland so that he could be surrounded by a sea of shiny white faces.

Love that you ask why they want to know!

Don’t tell an actual German that you’re German.

That sucks. I’m sorry so many people are shitty.

I’m an American-born child of Chinese immigrants. While Bari’s comments (and subsequent “if you were offended, that says more about your intentions than mine!!!” response) were disappointing, to any POC, especially Latinix and Asian POC, this is exactly 0% shocking. We get othered all the time, even in the country of…

More like at the 7-11 where he’s buying all of the red bull and pixie sticks.

It’s a bit as though Guy Fieri crashed a stock car and they melded into a single terrifying entity.

God, I thought that was Billy from Stranger Things before reading the text.

There is just SO MUCH happening here. My eyes can’t even focus on one part.

Real talk: would totally wear that vest.

When you run into your 8th grade algebra crush at the bank.

I have never seen such a diversity of models on any runway - so much gorgeousness in one place!

first woman on the runway where have you been all my life

I raise you....

I think Chrissy Teigen is gonna love this. I learned in one of my favorite IG posts of hers that she has to swim with pool noodles.

I loved his Elvis suit and Elvis music. According to the BBC commentary that was because he has told people he ‘feels like Elvis’. I thought it was cute.

Mirai Is awesome and good program.