She is by far the most competent member of the administration. That includes Kellyanne Conway, who sometimes steps in her own hole.

Meaning if you are a nice girl who happens to be fat the message is you should be ashamed of yourself, because the person inside is never as important as how you look.

Sometimes you have to give the devil her due. For all his faults and complicity, Spicey never looked remotely comfortable having to be this administration’s Goebbels. But Huckabee is a natural, because she’s a stone cold sociopath.

The thing is though, when you fat-shame Sarah Huckabee Sanders, you’re not *just* fat-shaming Sarah Huckabee Sanders. You’re trashing the millions of women who look just like her and you’re kidding yourself if you don’t think they hear this shit and don’t take it as a personal blow. It’s no different than people who…

Every time we comment or joke about someone’s appearance — when that has little or nothing to do with their job — we are A) being fucking shitty and B) taking away focus from the real issues : that they’re bad at their job, or just a trash person in general. I don’t care what SHS looks like. I care that she’s an inept…

I don’t worry about Sanders’ self-esteem. What I worry about is the message it sends to others, particularly young girls: “everyone knows that being fat is a worse crime than defending a racist”. Meaning if you are a nice girl who happens to be fat the message is you should be ashamed of yourself, because the person…

If she were coming at Sanders as a comedian, I’d say fine. I even lol’ed at the biscuit jab. There really isn’t a low road in comedy. But if she’s trying to be taken seriously as an activist, she really will have to do better.

This reminds me of that roast of Ann Coulter where so many just resorted to “lol horse face ugly lady” instead of poking at any of the incredibly low-hanging fruit that Ann Coulter offers.

I’d upgrade that to offering free reversible sterilization* to every child, of every gender and sexual persuasion, at age 10-12. I mean, imagine never having to worry about getting pregnant / making someone pregnant until both you and your partner are ready to deliberately try for a baby.

Both parties responsible and please continue to dole out free condoms but I’d prefer girls be given control over their own health.

Can we just shut fucking Twitter down please? Lump in the president and nobody can convince me that it does more good than harm. It is a platform for bullying, hatred, and for shallow, stupid people to primp and brag. It is a terrible result of our modern age and the ‘look at me’ culture; it is literally the end…

No one goes to Art Basel because they want to remain anonymous.

Indeed. My only complaint about MM’s post is that she liked Ivanka’s dreck.

I’m sure that will be the plot of the next one.

What if the CGI dinos were trying to eat you at the time?

Yeah, no, I can’t watch scared animals falling off cliffs to their deaths, including CGI dinos. I’d literally have stupid tears in my eyes watching this.

“I prefer animals which don’t become extinct.”
— Donald Trump, in an alternate universe where Donald Trump knows the definition of “extinct”

Yes, indeed! My running problem is ... WHO THE FUCK KEEPS INVESTING IN THIS PARK/WORLD??? Each time it’s been created, then destroyed and with hundreds of lives lost and the potential disaster for humanity, they SOMEHOW keep finding the money to build another one that they think THIS TIME, magically, will work. What…

“freshly bang-ed Bryce Dallas Howard” is a confusing phrase.

Next thing you know someone is going to write a post about how Pumpkin Spice Lattes are perfectly adequate fall beverages.