Excuse me, no. Little Women is Professor Bhaer’s most famous film.

This is what being an ally looks like! Thank you, John Oliver, for using your privilege to hold Hoffman accountable. For any men wondering ‘what do I do’, this is it. You speak up and don’t let abusers get away with idiotic responses.

They owe her an anthroapology.

“Tank of hagfish”, “Xenu Mafia” — you guys are en fuego today!

I was thinking of Lily Collins being on twitter, I wondered if I should follow her or if she would follow me.

Whenever I see a celebrity, in mind because I recognize them, my first thought is always, “oh it’s a friend of mine...”
Anyway, one time I was walking down the street and when I looked up I saw Blake Lively walking straight towards me. Recognizing her, my eyes lit up and I instinctively said, “oh, hey...!”
But as I was…

Jared, Don Jr. and Eric are mediocre white guys who grew up rich and spoiled and entitled. They are horrible human beings and they are completely unable to realize it.

... then you fling one completely fabricated fact about Obama or Hillary into that same tank of hagfish, and you’d see those numbers completely flip....

Accused child molester Roy Moore is back in the lead. Of course.

Me too! I was so humble. I was like: do not look at me, do not notice me, just let me blend in. Now I look at my old pictures and I’m like: DANG, SHOE. LET’S GET SOME BODYCON VELVET ON YOU BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.

You forgot ‘hat most likely to traumatize a racing horse’.

It’s like a figure skater from 1988, a goth from 1997, and a little girl who really loves horses all got into a time machine together and arrived in 2017 as a fashion chimera.

Scientology.

I’m sorry you feel so torn about this, but I’m guessing you are a grown woman who knows the difference between emotional abuse and relationship drama. Here’s a quote I actually put in my high-school yearbook, which sums up my feelings about love ( I am generally a cheerful and optimistic person, not as much over the…

I’ve been posting here about my emotionally abusive relationship. I’m finally leaving him next week, and the reality of it all is starting to set in. He doesn’t know that I am leaving yet. I feel heartbroken, and I feel terrible that I am going to break his heart. I’m really starting to wonder if he was actually…

OH my goodness those are so stinking cute! And such a lovely cause! All the snaps for you and the sweet babies those will help!

Oh how lovely! What a kind gesture. I really want to learn to crochet. I know how to knit, but I never do it. It takes too long and I’m not that good at it.

As a nerd, I recommend going to a star wars debut night party. There should be one near you, maybe at a local arcade or nerd bar. I’m lucky that in Vegas there’s lots of those sorts of places around, but even one might be a good place to find a nice bunch of girl nerds to hang with and forget about men for a while? XD

I promised and now I will deliver.

Broke up with my boyfriend the other night. Finally admitted to myself that I should do something with my serial monogamy other than start a new relationship. Anyone other Jezzies feel like commiserating?