I read a study that compared American women to European women. European women are likely to look into a mirror and, if pressed, they can name one thing they don’t like. American women look into a mirror and are hard pressed to name one thing they like.

I hope she feels better too. In a weird way at least it’s a woman who isn’t 18 who she’s aspiring to look like.... It just sucks it’s a woman who is complicit in the demise of our country.

Nope, had the same reaction. I’d hate to take my insecurities into my forties & pass them on to possible future children. Tackling this shit now.

I mean, I’d never go to the lengths this woman has. But still. How depressing.

So I said, ‘let me change everything because I don’t want any part that’s been touched by anyone.’”

I choose to believe that this is part of a plot to infiltrate the White House for free rent or assassination purposes.

I was going to say that of COURSE it was someone from my home state... But then I saw this and it only made me sad.

How did I never realize the same author wrote The Stepford Wives AND Rosemary’s Baby? Interesting.

There’s nothing funny here. This is tragic in every way.

I have my own body image issues and wish my nose was smaller, etc. Is it weird that my reaction after reading this was to try to love myself more?

And thus the dog grew big and strong.

Why would anyone wait this long to get their immigration status pinned down?

What a nightmare for these people. The time constraints, the financial issues, the confusion, deadlines, etc. All while they’re juggling families and trying to make ends meet. There’s no reason for this. None whatsoever. These folks are as American as anyone, and this country was supposed to be welcoming with open…

I’ll tell you who wants them in the country. Business owners! Cheap labor drives down wages for all but I’ll hire a DACA kid over some Millennial whiny shitbag 1000000% of the time.

Half this article reads like a pitch for a bad SNL sketch... HOW IS THIS A REAL THING?!

This is one of the reasons I get so angry at people who insist that social media is unambiguously evil and/or a waste of time. I have been disabled for fifteen years and I am often too ill to leave my house or even to have anyone over to see me. Even talking on the phone wears me out. Stuff like Facebook is a window…

My addict self sees this news as a green light to start lighting up again. Giddyup!

I like being alone. Being around people makes me stressed. I recently ended a (short) relationship, my first in years, because it was too stressful. I get that a lot of people don’t want to be alone, but for some of us, loneliness can be the healthy option

Oh shit I am CRYING with LOL because whenever my husband and I shower together it always starts out fun but inevitably ends with him going, “Honey, what’s this? Is it a mole? Can you check it? Am I dying of melanoma?” and then losing the race to rinse my hair fully before the hot water runs out.

My husband is chatting at me about his moles, and he thinks he might have a new mole, and should he get it looked at, and he can’t possibly be expected to check all his moles himself, and why am I not being more supportive of his mole concerns.