I will bring a mixer 🍹

So funny, with a mom like that he is probably afraid of “FEMINISTS!”

This is what I thought too. I laughed all the way home & then texted my sister 😂

I was at a gym with some women the other day & one of them said to another, my son didn’t get asked to the tolo (girl ask boy dance) because all the girls are lesbian, bi or feminists. I didn’t have the heart to follow up with a question about FEMINISTS. People are so weird/dumb/gross. I don’t even know anymore...

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Goddamn, I had no idea about Anthony & Candy’s racist quotes. So so awful. Now I need to convince my mother to switch her horde of Susan B coins to Sacagawea.

Maybe good PR for his brand but not definitely not good PR for hers. Can you imagine if your partner did this? Yikes!

Thanks for writing & sharing this piece. Happy you are well.

The SOTU seemed sappy & threatening, which is a weird combo. They pandered to POC and I couldn’t help but be mad at the black welder & the Hispanic murder victims families for being a part of the show. Which maybe makes me a terrible person. I think it’s great he is a very good welder, and I am so sorry for the…

Daniel Glover in a Cheeto print Gucci shirt. Now I am hungry for Cheetos, and thirsty 😉

And hair too! Thousands of hours washing drying & styling 😱😱😱😱😱

I am so happy to see you. So simple but GENIUS! We need to remember to say shit like this. Life is tough out there & asking me if my day was a song will only get you “f you” by Lily Allen.

I love this and you

My soccer coach was! He also called us piss ants!

But not nice to the workers that would have to clean it up.

I do a lot of work for a culinary non profit & was invited to a fancy dinner with a world renowned chef as a thank you. I verped twice: caviar & fois grois were 2 of the courses. (Verped = vomit burped). Popcorn is my jam! I love helping the students, hate eating the fancy food.

Sorry you are going they this. Sending love to you. ❤️🌻

All I can think of is his lyrics “I’m just a Chi town N&gger with a nice flow”. So at least she will have easy menstruation.

Which one is he from?

Why not both?