Hmm...this sounds like potential nightmare material. Giant ET moving around on his own? [nopenopenope.gif here]

If we live inside a hologram, wouldn't the designers/operators be able to project a positive or negative result based on what they wanted us to know?

lol...I learned this very early on as the second-born child: you can do whatever you want as long as you don't caught (or post videos of your transgressions online).

Jaywalker!

I'm 6'4" and as such I have never reclined my seat., on principle. I refuse to make others uncomfortable, even when the person in front of me ignores the obvious and jams their seatback into my knees, forcing me to sit at an odd angle.

I did some pushups once. CRAZY day man. Crazy.

True that. I know where you are at all times. And your credit card and SSN. And when you're traveling to Europe and your passport number.

I have this kind of time, money, and patience! -_-

My yellow Philmont Nalgene is on my office desk as we speak.

I like the hell out of this. The Scouts have gotten so much bad press of late that very few inside the organization understand why it's worth it and not outdated. Well said, and well done.

If only I had been there. I could have *hick* helped.

I tried to Ctrl + F my brands of choice. That was silly of me.

Just disable your cookies and don't use Facebook (*gasp!*). That's a decent start :)

Google: Hey there, you're not feeling so good.

With the exception of bullfighting (which I thought the Gawkerverse had deemed evil and therefore unmentionable, in spite of their fancy outfits) everything above rugby should be somewhere below rugby.

Trust me. The ESB is the least of your worries. Plus also, its nowhere near this dramatic/bright.

No one's ever up at 2am in Midtown to watch them shut them off anyways. Midnight? Meh. Close enough :P

I kinda agree with Atty here...this is kind of a "how to start a fire" article, vs. "how to start a fire with your knife." Or maybe a "this is a ferro rod" article.

3rd option - Pokes: meaningless, neither creepy nor funny.