The End and The Beginning converged.

Poor Alaska...they just want to be loved! But all the people they meet on Tinder are in New Jersey and "seeking a good time."

Lol :)

I think I see where this is going...

If I have to think about it/if it's hard (that's what she said...hehe), it doesn't work!

I would like to point out that there is no place on this personal watercraft to do it, with said girlfriend. So this is useless to the general public (who are just looking to do it on their personal watercraft of choice) and to playboys generally.

It's mostly weird, because that was KIND OF A THING...do they really finish off one of the greatest dragons of all time that quickly that he doesn't even merit an appearance in the trailer?

This is only mildly reminiscent of The Italian Job. (I do not believe Shiyoon Kim.)

Drink your soap at the same time...?

Is this kid supposed to be the other kid from The Croods, or...?

This needs to happen. "You win, or you die." Awesome.

It would seem that skeletons have no trouble blinking though...so...

Your intestines thank you.

Coke is used by Coke truck drivers to remove rust from battery cables.

I love the first 4 seconds. She's all, "Buttons...what do they do?"

I will not! I will notbuy an Apple watch or iMac with Retina 5K display!

I understand the social/compassionate argument to reduce sentences for people with the genes presenting, but it seems counter-intuitive to me - strictly on a practical level - to (theoretically) identify the people who a) are proven offenders and b) essentially have a high risk to repeat-offend in violent fashion and…

"Dammit. So close and yet so far."

Space elevator fear illustrated. And I'm in the elevator just above/below the explosion. So I'm totally fine until I plummet helplessly thousands of miles down/drift lightyears away from earth.