The Sims would make for one hell of a trippy, Lovecraftian horror movie. The characters are just pathetic little playthings for a powerful being from beyond their world, and their only reason to be is to suffer. They cannot fight back, they cannot, escape, they can only accept the inevitable.

I don’t really know anything about the sims except that in the game they speak gibberish. the entire movie should beo 100% that language with subtitles, and then have the actors do an english dub after the fact for the home release, but have it slightly out of sync with the movie.

Step 1: Release VR headset at an exorbitant asking price.

Having a wide array of different political ideologies gives Britons the scope to engage in their favourite pastime: complaining about things.

I think it’s interesting to contemplate whether Garland’s British-ness is an important consideration, here. Britain has been remarkably resistant to fully committing to any ideology or government type. They clipped the monarchy’s nuts, but not completely, and didn’t get rid of it. They clipped the House of Lords’…

Wait until you hear about how the voyage of Christopher Columbus turned out for a lot of people. Edge of your seat ending.

We should try Trump out again and if it doesn’t work, we’ll simply vote him out.

People do cartwheels to justify assholes when they act like assholes. “He was provoked” is pretty common. I’ve been in plenty of stressful situations as an adult and have never yelled at someone. That’s the sort of thing a child or someone without control over their emotions does. And if you’re an adult in the latter…

*Indiana Jones has entered the chat*

Johnny’s not gonna fuck you bro

also, which 50% of WW2 fighter pilots?  because hooooo booooy....

I have a friend who is a nurse. When people call him a male nurse, he then refers to them as their gender and occupation or situational role - “Becky, female purchasing agent”, “Mr. Johnson, male spouse of patient.”

Apparently so, after I say I’m a nurse people always say male nurse, not just nurse, male nurse.

At least he didn’t call her a flight wench.

Seriously, women pilots, male flight attendants, women doctors, male nurses*, what is this world coming to?!?!

A little late but I feel that. Sea of Thieves is a great time, but wouldn’t mind a more realistic depiction of the high seas that’s just as fun

He would have asked instead, “so what does a typical workweek look like for you as a CEO of an airline?”.

There’s a lot of good stuff on TikTok. There’s also a lot of really awful stuff on there.

My understanding from a few security professionals is that it’s basically an invasive spyware app on your phone, and one that’s installed on an enormous amount of devices all over the States. There’s also some concern that the…

I think AAAA stands for the sound you make when you realise how much money you wasted buying it.

I have no interest in playing this game, but out of curiosity I watched a Twitch streamer’s gameplay last night. All I have to say is that these huge galleons speed and maneuver around the ocean like fucking speedboats and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I’ve seen in a video game in a long time. It was ridiculous and w…