Top Gun: Live. Die. Repeat

Maverick, your ego is writing Social Security checks your body can’t cash.

Okay, how? How exactly does Fortnite supposedly manage to avoid this problem?

My main question is:

WHY? Why? WHY?

I actually think that was part of the problem. I’m not sure they had been turning profits. They were doing the whole Silicon Valley strategy of growth, growth, growth.

He’s a working comic. If you follow the industry you know him. But I put him in the same class as, say, Salvo Maniscalco, where like, he’s making bank, always working crowded rooms, clearly successful at his craft, you may have seen random clips of him floating around online, but your average person doesn’t know who…

I can tell you : )

So do the 8,000 people who backed a Kickstarter for one in 2016 : (

“The elites don’t want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free. You can take them home. I have 558 ducks.”

Yeah, it’s racist, sexist, transphobic and homophobic, but it’s also just plain awful

“Yes, some of them absolutely believe there’s a pedophile ring being run out of a pizza parlor in Washington, D.C., and would die in the cause’s name.”

I’m legitimately confused by him constantly saying “I’ll eat your ass.” I don’t want to kink shame, but it also is at odds with his depictions of manliness. That said, hopefully 2024 is the year he quite literally eats shit and dies.

Don’t worry, nobody is going to be friends with you. You’re safe. 

I think it’s simpler than that: I don’t think they always go Trumpy because they buy into some conspiracy rhetoric; I think they go there as more of a feeling of enjoying their exile. When they perceive that anything they do is going to be automatically prelabeled as irredeemable forevermore, it’s easier to take an…

The problem is that when people dip their toes into the alt right now, they find that the water is juuuuust fine, and not only that, it’s a huge, warm lake ready to embrace them with the soothing waters of grievance and once they’re underneath the cozy waters they look up and see a refracted world that is just…

Man that Hogwart’s game is one of the best examples of ‘they nailed the feel, but missed the feelings’ of any adaptation of just about anything I can think of--maybe the Watchmen movie?

Trouble is, if took time to make to search for trans news or LGBTQ news he’d learn that about one transperson a week is murdered in the United States.

Same! Seems like real life doesn’t have as good of graphics as GTA6

Am I the only one having a hard time telling which screen shot is real and which is the video game?

Speaking as a fellow cocksucker, I would really like it if people would stop getting offended on my behalf. (Not making the claim that there aren't any LBGTQ+ people who were offended, just saying from what i've seen, it's mostly hetero cis folk who want to feel good about how progressive they are.)