I was convinced that the former NFL player who is a virgin and speaks on a pedestal was Tim Tebow

For Cowboys fans, at least he showed he could finally get out of bounds

I would lean towards the swimmer’s stories over what the Brazilian government and the IOC is spewing, but it seems strange that the robbers wouldn’t take their phones. That’s worth way more than the cash in their pockets. Think about the money you would get from all those Lochte dick pics