I will ask this question again, why is this non-car person writing on a car focused website?

I can’t think of a maintenance item that’s more basic.

1. Increase speed as I’m driving around the oval. Tail remains tucked in.
2. Stab pedal to the floor to get tail out

Same here. Surprised it isn’t the norm when you literally post evidence proving your guilt.

Had he done that in my country, someone would have referred the videos to the police where it would have been used as evidence to prosecute. Idiots gotta idiot.

Agreed. The plot isn’t oscar-winning stuff, but it’s no worse than the horde of witless superhero films. It’s never goïng to pass a Bechtel test, but at least the female lead can *do* stuff. Meanwhile the soundtrack and the cast are perfectly chosen, and it’s good high-tech eyecandy. With or without Ducati.

If you can get the VIN for a samurai, you could probably make it pretty easy as long as no one notices that you’re driving a brand new truck and not a 1995..... maybe we finally found a use for those fake rust/patina paint jobs?

Concrete Communist Block

Codesky brownsky.... or something.

I can’t decide between laughing or crying hysterically

a nissan rogue ad is sufficiently annoying to count as a rick roll aswell

“hmm.... a link to a youtube video, strange but I’ll click it anyway.”

My number one rule here has become, “Never click a monkeepuzzle link”

You are relentless and I love you for it.

there are a few options though if you want to continue this in a non-gawker hosted way, join me at oppo-sitelock.com 

It depends on your end game. Pretty much any modern sport bike will out-accelerate any cruiser, can fit in places that they can’t, and the cops are (usually) not going to PIT you.

It was at this very moment when the thief realized that he should have spent more time on Jalopnik studying up on turning radius.

You’re not getting political. You’re revealing a fundamental compassion/moral compass.

Thanks to Tom for letting us into this, I’d never have thought about this issue otherwise and I like to think I try to consider the struggles others may face.

If I asked you whether health insurance covers this kind of thing as medical equipment, would you laugh, cry, or a bit of both?

I used to have an 06 STi back when they were new. I remember some guy was like man, you must get alot of chicks with that car eh? My response,”The only thing this car attracts is teenage boys and cops.”

When I read the headline I thought, “Holy hell, how could someone do something so STUPID?”