I am nearly 60. I STILL (to this day) regret not purchasing a piece of art when I was in my 30's.

Do you mean by this...

The baseball card in the spokes. I don’t really help anything, but I make a lot of noise.

No, cars do not appreciate. Ever. Unless they are a collectible or rare, in which case it will not have appreciated for a long time.

Not sure if serious...

Right, it's more important to have a budget if you're broke. Not having a budget is how to stay broke.

If anything, the incorrect article name proves that lifehacker staff DOESN’T just copy and paste other sources! /s

You got this from the askreddit post didnt ya ;]

That would make the Manhattan contain 7 oz of liquor.

http://lifehacker.com/how-to-stop-be…

Or (and this will be way more fun) check out The Oatmeal's grammar comics.

Why wasn't the Cadillac Cien from The Island included?

I was hoping to see attoparsecs. Looks like I'll just have to multiply the parsecs value by 10^18.