Foreign national is a funny way to spell American Citizen.

Been a K1 loyalist for years and have been asked many times by skeptics if I really think there’s a difference. And if you drink vodka straight, you all know the difference between an icy cold tumbler of Ketel vs a Skyy while on a plane (like swallowing shards of metal).

I’m a little surprised to see you left Belvedere off the tasting roster - that and Ketel One are preferred for me, but Absolut or Svedka will do in a pinch.

I too enjoy pricing human beings out of bodily functions.

It doesn’t sound like they couldn’t afford to have children though; just that they couldn’t afford to have one of the parents out of work.

A for-profit preschool run by a former model with no educational background in early childhood education? Who the hell is sending their kids there?

Please do not show up on the first day of school, smile to my face, then gossip behind my back and expect me to take care of your child each day.

She’s like a Mini-Miscavige. I mean metaphorically, not literally, because Miscavige is like really short.

Not exactly on topic, but is she a scientologist? Bragging about getting her product on Jenna Elfman and Kelly Preston (both known clams) gets her a side-eye.

It’s almost like you didn’t read the disclaimer at the bottom of the column.

Lighten up man.

“For the last time, this blimp is filled with non-flammable Helium. What part of this do you not understand, Mr. Archer?”

Well once it gets over Western PA, it will be taken down.

Unsurprisingly, this movie couldn’t match the subversiveness of Jiz and the Mammograms.

It’s interesting that recently they were heaping honors on the film “Dallas Buyers Club”, even though it’s disdain for AZT is largely wrong, and that many of the preparations touted in the screenplay fell by the wayside. I don’t think a couple of “O, by the way” titles at the end are quite enough.

On the flip side, tourists and non-residents get the benefit of many city services (e.g., police, fire, building inspection, waste disposal) without paying in via taxes.

There’s cheap food that’s healthier than poor people tend to eat. The problem with it though is it 1) requires more time to prepare and 2) sometimes requires learning at least some basic cooking skills.

Her feelings aren’t relevant. She can absolutely believe that same-sex marriage is wrong; she can’t be an agent of the state and ignore the laws she doesn’t agree with.

No shit, heck if the cops can charge you with assault for spitting on them, it should definitely be cause to kick someone out of a business and ban them for life. I think “When she was told we didn’t have the full menu after 2 pm, she spat on my daughter.” would be plenty of reason for why she was banned for any sane…