Guys. I’m going to my 4th wedding this wedding season in two weeks and I really wanted to tell you all about it.

Entitled, yoga-pants wearing ones?

The only Kylie that matters. That other one wishes.

John Oliver is an American citizen.

I live in Seattle. I love basketball to the point where I consider it my favorite sport. But if Seattle/King County put it to a vote, I would vote against public financing for an arena, because there are other things I love more than basketball, like cities with good infrastructure and responsibly spent tax dollars on…

If you think your gun is going to protect you in one of those neighborhoods you chose to live in a bubble. If you think all affordable neighborhoods are extremely dangerous, well think....

My husband was invited to visit his friend (we’ll call her Mrs. B) while I was out of town. He went over, went in the front door as he always did (she left it unlocked so he wouldn’t ring the bell and wake up the baby), and was taking his shoes off in the foyer when she threw open the kitchen door, shotgun leveled at…

Except that cars nor dogs nor swimming pools were designed specifically to kill.

“It’s more along the lines of it’s a logical step of preparation, like, I’m not afraid that my house is going to set on fire, but I’m going to go out and get a fire extinguisher some extra cans of gasoline, just in case.”

Biased in favor of... facts?

“If a woman is hungry or is worried about a bomb falling from the sky due to poor foreign policy, birth control is really the last thing on her mind.”

Please come back when your reading comprehension has improved.

Look at those dreads, what type of successful cancer treatment allows you to keep all your hair? Are the Libertarians hiding oncology secrets?

Hahahaha, the funniest part of your comment is that when one of my conservative circle found out I was enrolling in “Psych 101” at Scary State University (1997), she took me aside and warned me that they were going to teach me liberal theories of morality development, and they were going to tell me that what we…

Wait, indoctrination via the dismantling of a young adult’s worldview is bad. The boogeyman du jour does this in the same way as the military.

college students can take charge of their education and remain steadfast in their beliefs

<Rolls around on floor kicking and screaming in hysterical laughter.>

Typically ethnic cleansing includes a genocide component, but it doesn’t always have to. For example, the “Trail of Tears” was clearly an instance of ethnic cleansing, but since there was no intentional systematic slaughter of Native Americans you couldn’t really call it a genocide.

And what would you call it? They revoked citizenship for any Haitian Dominican who had emigrated to DR after 1929. We aren’t talking about deporting illegal aliens here, we are talking about changing someone’s legalized citizenship status decades after the fact. They are systematically removing the “black” Haitian…

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…