Please tell me more. I’m eating dinner right now, and it’s delicious, but not as tasty as your painful memories.

As a resident of this fucked up state of Georgia, I was waiting for this day, waiting for this moment to show that the Falcons are a sham. Every year I hear that “this is OUR year” that “things aren’t going to suck!” And every year I just wait and I adore these moments. I eat them up and have my eyes roll back up in…

Not as much Jimmi Simpson spelling his name with an “i” bothers me.

Being earnest and genuine and cheesy in movies: “Why can’t more men be like this?!”

No. I didn’t say What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.

In many cases, celebrities that aren’t very hot anymore.

I’ll tell them what. I’ll stop using the API scanners as soon as they fix the fucking 3-step bug. How about that?

You’re one of those. Awesome.

Oh shit, they do. So, that mean Melisandre’s gonna come back and have him go through the Trial of Grasses?

Jesus, please don't do that.

Steam is getting hammered like a white girl at a rap concert.

Rule 1. Always vote for the healer.

Never give comms to the other team, even if it was a legit good POTG. Always gives comms to your healer even if you lose and they weren’t amazing. When a Reinhardt gets POTG because he wiped 4/6 people in one go solo and pushes the payload BY HIMSELF but you still waste 8 minutes and lose because your team potatoes at…

It’s really hard to get the message the writer is sending when you don’t read more than the headline of the article.

Pickles? Opinion invalid. No wonder Texas sucks.

*whispers* Dany would be John’s Aunt because Rhaegar was her big brother.