I really don’t understand sitting to wipe. Do you really want to stick your hand in the toilet bowl? Most are not cleaned very often (most people just pour some of that blue shit in the toilet and call it a day) and people probably pee all over the undersides of the seat. No thanks, I’ll stand and wipe like a real…

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

I also had no idea that people wipe while standing until I read Drew’s post way back when, but it makes sense in hindsight. There have been plenty of times where I’d be inpatiently waiting for someone to get out of a stall after standing where I’d think “Why’s it taking this guy 2 minutes to pull his pants up and…

Wipe while sitting down? How the fuck do you wipe while sitting down? You mean crouching? I think this whole thing is based off of how people interpret the phrase “sitting down.” If you were actually still sitting on the rim of the toilet it’s impossible to get into dat ass to wipe. I selected “while standing up” but…

I don’t know what you mean because I’ve never read Deadspin before.

Who’s getting worked up? There’s no one getting worked up. The media’s getting everyone worked up. Sad.

I wish people would understand that more.

If they are bitching about the online problem, yes.

It’s a online shooter. You can’t play mmos or mobas offline either.

It happened with ALL online games launch. ALL OF THEM. If there is angry/surprised players they are retarded.

He won’t, because he’s a faggot.

Maybe you missed the part where it was 78% positively reviewed on steam. If that’s shit to you, you must make some incredible games.

Maybe PewDiePie should review his own shit game that was worse.

OK.

It’s a mistake to think that people in abusive relationships or who return to them are naive. Abuse is a mindfuck and abusers are VERY good at screwing with their victim’s heads.

There are a lot of complicated, conflicting processes that go on when somebody’s trying to leave an abusive relationship. Like I said…

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

Did anybody else notice that as the clock ran out and they left the sidelines for the field Peyton Manning leaned over and kissed Papa John? (At least I’m pretty sure that’s who was in the red shirt.) Surreal.

What, you’re still trying to find your dad?

Podcast?!? This was a bigger tease than my homecoming date in 9th grade.