the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

I remember once, my kickboxing instructor took me to a bar, and made me dance with another man’s girlfriend. Well, he obviously did not take kindly to it, and I dance-fought with him and all his buddies. Was it a good idea? Certainly not. Did I learn a valuable lesson?

Ask and ye shall receive:

You have 4 tries (downs) to move the ball forward 10 yards. If you succeed, you get 4 more tries to do it all over again. Repeat until you get the ball to the end of the field and score a touchdown, or fail and give the ball to the other team so they can try.

Christopher McDonald is a god damn hero. Sometimes I don’t think actors get enough credit for crushing roles that call for them to be epic douche canoes. Let’s Remember Some Douche Canoes.

- Daniel Cosgrove (Richard Bagg - Van Wilder)

In a situation where they were severely outnumbered and the fracas had already gone past the point of no return I’m willing to give him a bit of leeway for the preemptive strike. In addition to making anybody else think twice about joining the fray, he took out the big kid in the State Penitentiary shirt who looks…

This is a good catch. Also, GS is throwing some damn hard hooks during that scrum at the end—as opposed to whatever the fuck OS is doing.*

Grey and Blue knows how to throw a punch. Orange guy does some weird downward chop like he’s a silver screen damsel-in-distress fighting off the evil Count Rupert. Green Shirt throws haymakers and White shirt only knows how to wrestle and not very well. I think you’ve gotta score Notre Dame for the win on this one,…

I gotta say, this was a nice little fight. The only guy that jumps in who wasn’t initially involved (green shirt holding cup) gets popped and put in his place. The only guy throwing a running cheap shot (orange shirt, long hair) gets sent to Jesus, and it would appear everyone else received an equal amount of blows…