Jake: Car's got a lot of pickup.

I'm getting the word......nonce.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

Anyone not saying 'hammer' has obviously never owned a Citroen.

Hardly seems a good choice to me.

Corvette-Based SV 9 Competizione Wants Desperately To Be Italiani : - Makes a total fuck up of it. (Kinda like the new comments format here on Jalop)

@DavinClytias: Bar on the corner. Just ask for Dave.

This is sooo childish, I'd never do anything like that.

I never lock it, if they want whats inside it I'd rather they opened the door and took it, my fault for leaving it in view whatever 'it' is.

So I send you pictures of a rare as f**k Bugatti and you shove this clunker up! Hense you didn't get the pictures I took yesterday of a mint TR4, Triumph Stag and a couple of awsome old Porsches - sheesh.

"Dear Porsche Guy, I dinged your car and someone saw me so I'm writing this note to pretend to give you my details, have a lovely day. Tony"

He has toothache from the rock hard ride and she is running for the toilet for the same reason.

You could even go from this....

@Jagvar: Yeah, 37 cup holders, Plated in Gold, 4 Wheel drive, CD Multi-Changer, Full Leather Interior, Air Conditioning, Electric Windows, 1001 BHP, Capable of in Excess of 250mph, Reliable as F**k - Who'd want one of them eh?

I'm sorry was there a question here?

@Clay Davis: lol, I beat you to that one by less than a minute!!! hahaha.

SSC Ultimate 'Error' - Cause it's shit. - There you go my opinion, it's a pretty poor opinion but after reading some of the crap you lot have written today Re Veyron, 911, Lamborghini's I think it fits right in.

That's better 273mph puts it back in the top spot and that Fugly SSC Ultimate Error TT can give the crown back.

C4 is ok, but it's no Dirty Aston.

The seat can fit my Ex Father in laws arse in it, they picked him due to his 'generosity' in that area while he was working next door for another firm.