Oh very funny, now I've got to clean my keyboard after I just spat out my lunch thinking you were being serious, somone owes me a Cornish Pasty!

This is the oldest trick in the Alfa book, it lies there like a puppy thats been run over, you'll go to help the poor thing and then it'll pounce, it'll take all your money and more. It's worse than crack, you'll go back for more and more, eventually you'll manage to shake it off but you'll always always look back and…

@Drbajones:

@OldeEnglishD misses Polar: Brilliant, sheer genius.

I'd use it to drive to the garage to collect the Gumpert Appollo. (Hell I gotta spend my lottery winnings somehow, altho that said I should think about buying a ticket before I spend my winnings.)

@laxman15: Plus 1. Brilliant lol.

Pneumatic Tyres - What good are gullwing doors and all the other shite if your teeth are falling out and the ear wax is being shaken from your head.

If your that desperate to go faster in one of these why not just get it remapped and stick a K&N filter on it?

'Andy Green', not quite the same ring to it as French Count 'Gaston de Chasseloup-Laubat' has it.

So these 'renderings' have been commisioned by 'MyAutomovil.com' - bugger all to do with the people who may or may not actually make this car then, so if I get out some crayons and draw a picture of a car and call it a Mustang you'll put up a post about it eh?

And here's the one Matel/Hotwheels created. Only the Hotwheels one won't rust to f**k.

Nice to see the standard rear door locking mechanism, but why is there no dead animal tied to the front and where is the 1.) Gun Rack 2.) Girl with very long legs and very short shorts sucking on a sweet?

Wanted:- Man in Purple Fur lined suit with large hat to drive this Fugly thing, must have own 'school' (is that the right word?) of 'Recreational Ladies'.

Sod you all, I like it.

2 days off and I come back to this. What a shit list of cars. Where's the Ford Granada, Ford Cortina, and not a single 1970's Citroen.....like i said shit list.

Seatbelts?

I'll have it, pure class that car, pure class.

My G'f's brother in law went out to buy a Mondeo for work he had 17k to spend, he got an 18 month old one of these for 17k!!!! Some poor sod took a 35k+ kicking on this in 18months!

I've been in one of these monsters and I think he was probably doing a bit more that 88mph ....... No wait I've got it! Just as he hit 88mph the flux capacitor shorted out and he was sent back in time, they thought he was a git to so they gave him and his car a kicking and sent him back.

Ah, I've just seen the interior........oh dear.