@CptSevere: Here in the UK we can go a whole ten minutes without it raining for months on end, when the summer comes IT'S STILL F**KING RAINING!

The 1.9 did not go round Shottermill Ponds Roundabout @ 60mph. Thats 2 historic waste of monies for me in 1 day! If you put an Mrk 2 Ford Fiesta XR2 on here, a Mrk 1 Golf GTI or a VW Lupo Sport I'm off! hahahaha. (and those were the good ones, lets stay well away from 2CV's Renault 4's Fiat 126's ......I can't go on…

Could be worse they could have hired someone from Ford's Finance team.......oh.

@Ben Wojdyla: Stella aka 'Wife Beater'.

@Jeb_Hoge: It is, there was me thinking it was just the seethrough piss the girlies drank, usually between the Fosters and Becks Vier (Fosters - Really is Piss. Becks Vier - Whats the point?)

This is footage from the 'Gumball Ralley', thats Jackie Chan watching a porn movie while the scientist takes a nap in the back.

@rexplex: No one can write that quick, finish the list and a few more have turned up.

You said it was all Black, it's got red break calipers, right thats it, I'm gonna sue my eyes weren't ready for a red and now I've got a headache! $1billion please.

@UDMan: Much newer, rolling windows and the newer bumper style as well as the rear light cluster. Still a quality find tho.

I'm pretty much Mr Nice Guy, I'll let you in, I'll forgive your lack of signal, I'll even laugh at the bloke who drives all the way round the roundabout and then round again just to jump the queue - EXCEPT if you are driving a BMW then you are gonna get no quarter and no mercy. Driving a BMW does not give you the…

Twin Petrol tanks - check.

Someone hold me, I don't feel well, make them stop.

Taking a badge off the front and putting a sticker in it's place is not what I would call "an array of cosmetic upgrades".

"......turning heads than turning laps." - Turned my stomach.

New Golf, back to Tupperware styling.

@anonimo: I love cars, I'm the first to admit I've owned some real lumps of shit over the years and I'm proud to have thrown thousands down the drain, hell I'm a total idiot for cars and if I knew anything more about the sodding things...but a fool, nah mate you can piss off there, I'm just saying...

It's Thursday, must be time for a new Mustang.

@amblito: Yep, Trnasit Connect is the attempt to wrestle the small builder/plumber out of his Citeron or Renault and into a Ford. The picture you have there is the real deal. I am surprised tho, don't think I've ever seem one that is not.

So thats roughly GBP60k and since he paid the 'women' GBP15k he's got another 4 goes.

Ah yeah baby, Tansit ST, why does an office boy like me want one of these so bad!!!