“Under wraps/heavy security/whatever” is clearly code for “we haven’t figured out what the hell this show is yet” right?

I don’t eat meat, which has unfortunately prevented me from eating some of the really gross finnish foods since I moved to Helsinki. I have had Mämmi though, which is a black slime people eat at Easter which someone explained to me was made out of “the things you use to make beer before the step that makes beer good.” 

As one of the three people on earth who was watched things written by Kyle Killen, I think I can safely say he seems like an insane choice for this. 

It felt like there was a maybe 3 year period after it came out where one of the big movie theater chains (regal maybe?) had a pre-movie segment where they played the song and then interviewed the guy about the song and then just replayed that segment over and over until the movie started. 

That thing with his business manager, which was so transparently him looking for someone else to blame for all his terrible decisions, made him seem so sad and pathetic. 

Look, I’m just going to say it. I miss the era when every tv show had a character who like owned a club (often a club for teenagers) where every week a shitty one hit wonder would perform.

Like wouldn’t Breaking Bad be better if the last five minutes of every episode was Walt JR going to a Albuquerque’s hottest club Th…

It has to at least be erasing the comics from canon, right?

Utz is the one true crab chip which those Herr’s old bay chips are clearly piggybacking on! 

I mean if there is no conclusive proof on either side of the aisle what else can AMC and NBC do? Leave Hardwick in limbo?

Annoying sounding self-important guy has trouble getting a reservation at an annoying sounding self-important restaurant. Everyone is the hero in this story!

The youtube description of this trailer is:

Season one of 24 is already a show about “how Jack Bauer became Jack Bauer.” We literally see the events that make him a guy who would do things like get addicted to heroin for work and cut people up with a hacksaw

Hope no superpowers are a mile and one foot away.

Because it was so obvious that they must be making Howards Begin that an announcement would just be superfluous?

I was going to make a great joke suggestion but unfortunately I can’t decide if Renner’s arms or Cavill’s mustache is funnier

Hesburger, a hamburger chain in Finland, Estonia and Latvia, is running these commercials staring Chuck Norris that are entirely in Finnish except for Chuck Norris’s lines, and that still feels less desperate than Shaq releasing a TV show on Facebook to promote his chicken restaurant.

Between this, Wolfenstein 2 and 12 Monkeys we are truly in a golden age of pop culture where people kill Hitler.

How dare you besmirch the good name of Happy Town #WhoIsTheMagicMan #ThereWasAnEvilBirdOrSomething

It seems like it would be hard to create stakes in your supernatural drama’s spin-off’s spin-off when the main character is the even more powerful daughter of the unkillable super powerful bad guys from the original show. Especially when the vampire diaries guys already killed the devil. 

Does netflix know that they have the option to just not make this?