I don’t trust fish. They breathe water… that’s crazy

For a while you could sort of pretend that Schmidt was subsidizing rent for his loser friends and it almost worked if you ignored that they live in LA.

Season 2 has the cookie scene which is the funniest thing the show has ever done (well either that or “I don’t wash the towel, the towel washes me”). On the other hand, season 4 and 5 have much funnier Winston stuff than 2. 

New Girl Season 2 is an all time great sitcom season. 

Because if there’s one actor who is famous for being picky with roles it’s Nicolas Cage...

The there are some episodes where Apu has depth so it’s not racist seems like such a lazy deflection. In the vast majority of Apu’s appearances the fundamental joke of his character is that he’s an Indian stereotype with a wacky accent. Saying well once every two years we do a spotlight episode where he has depth…

I, for one, can’t wait to find out how Han Solo became a washed up loser hanging out in the worst bar on the worst planet in the galaxy.

(In all seriousness, this movie will probably be fine, but also Star Wars is already Han Solo’s origin story)

If this is the plan, why bother spending buying the Lord of the Rings license? Like 90% of existing fantasy things are Tolkeinesque stories in very similar worlds, do they think being able to make a series called like Lord of the Rings: The Adventures Viggo Mortensen’s Friend is going to add that much value?

Newspapers and stuff being forced to pretend that the title of this movie is Blockers is delightful.

He’s basically casting himself as Vin Diesel at this point, right? He keeps on using his FF cache to get these weird vanity projects made, instead of trying to be in movies that aren’t adaptations of his most recent roleplaying campaign. And he apparently has all these weird riders about what his characters can/can’t…

I thought Braid and the Witness

He’d be great as like the Abnett and Lanning version of Richard Rider, although it is maybe too similar to all of his big roles so far.

Occasionally you get the glorious AMA where the person is blindsided by some subgroup on reddit really hating them and floods the thread with questions they don’t want to answer (e.g. imagine if this Wes Anderson AMA was real and all the most upvoted questions were about Isle of Dogs being racist). It’s an exciting…

And I heard a great voice out of the temple saying to the seven angels, Go your ways, and pour out the vials of the wrath of God upon the earth. And the first went, and poured out his vial upon the earth; and there fell a noisome and grievous sore upon the men which had the mark of the beast, and upon them which…

I don’t know butchie instead

And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

Now that they’ve proven that it’s a great storytelling device, I hope that every half season Sophia falls into a vat of chemicals and turns into a different teen wolf actor, each one more wooden than the last!

Isn’t like half of the definitive modern Cap run a legacy hero “stunt”?

No MiB sequel will ever live up to the promise of the Jump Street/MiB cinematic universe

People should be naked is a much more fun grumpy old man rant to have to read over and over than Troopers’ “everything used to be great when I was allowed to hit kids” rants.