I've had cancer for ~4 years, and I don't think there has every been a time where you'd have any idea I had cancer from looking at me. I'm sorry my life isn't more believable :(.

Why is person of interest not the top pick??!?!?!?!?!

Just because they are good doesn't mean they aren't procedurals.

LOL Good wife and Person of Interest are procedurals!! LOL

House-esque, House-like, House-ish, House-y…

Morris is clearly behind the whole thing. He had to fake his death so Chloe wouldn't find out that he killed David Palmer.

"He soon discovers that the hippie kids he's questioning don't take kindly to cops, especially one with hair as short as his"

But the characters are going to learn uplifting happy lessons at the end of each episode, like when Jordi "discovers is that it’s not his illness that’s going to change his life, but his new friends." Being a terminally ill kid in the hospital is just like being in a kickass "high school, boarding school and summer…

If the criteria for "respecting cult shows" is that a network has to renew every unprofitable show in perpetuity, it's hard to imagine that any network could ever respect cult shows.

I was convinced this was a rerun for like the first ~15 minutes of the episode because I was sure they'd already done this silk road plot, complete with the unassuming guy turns out to be the mastermind behind silk road twist. It was very disorienting.

The random girl tomorrow person who showed up in the last like couple of episodes and convinced the heroes to do a bunch of dumb stuff is the greatest character ever! She got to deliver so many inspirational speeches that were like "the stakes for the finale aren't high enough. Let's go get captured by the bad guys."

I hope Future Pawnee is in space. It can be just like that one Newsradio episode!

Is Microsoft Office still terrible? I'm so glad I don't have to use Word for work, I couldn't stand the stupid menu with giant pictures that made it impossible to find anything.

The thing about this endgame though is that the parts that bothered people (Barney and Robin instantly getting a divorce, the mother dying so Ted could hook up with Robin) are both things you could easily change from the series finale and not contradict anything that came before. Unlike Lost or BSG (or even shows like…

ABC shows sure are overscored. It was unreal how loud the music during Neal's death scene was.

Throwing out the big levels made no sense. I felt like everyone's number 1 or 2 complaint was that the levels were too small and linear. So the solution is to make the levels even smaller and more linear? In what world does that make sense?

I was so optimistic that the last Assassins Creed meant that they'd learned the lesson from Assassins Creed 2.33, 2.66 and 3, that you need to take risks with the format or it becomes super stale. And then I saw the trailer for Assassins Creed 5…

We sometimes play with auctions. Except whenever anyone lands on a space you all bid on it, using the board price as the reserve price. You could also sell shares in your properties and borrow money from other players or the bank (you then had to make payments every time you passed go). It makes the game unbelievably…

So Jack is going to figure it out because of the bullet hole, right?

To be fair, economists aren't exactly the most tech savvy group of people ever.