So true. And he’s so oblivious going around telling that stupid joke about sleeping like a baby, waking up crying every two hours.

It’s frustrating that they even have to do this. That there have to be endless hours spent into “investigating” this bullshit, millions of dollars wasted on it, and now they don’t get reimbursement for their expenses when they haven’t done a damn thing wrong. I completely despise these stooges that make these asinine,…

You must have an opinion of me. You must deal with what I’m saying and deal with the consequences.

You are a class act.

Ugh. STFU movie man. Just STFU.

Alas, the tragedy of the successful artist, to become the target of critique, critique that does not just examine the surface questions of whether a work is sufficiently “awesome,” “gnarly,” or “badass,” but critique that strikes truly at the heart of a work, critique that deconstructs, that examines an artist’s…

If I see white people walking around in Dashikis and bindis at the same time, I’mma burn this shit to the ground.

Those of us without dicks/cocks/nuts would be boob punched?

Does Guillermo have ED? Cuz’ that Pacific Rim poster is boner-worthy.

Only white frosting.

Sure, you can take a stand against Big PC, but I also reserve the right to judge you as a racist.

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No, common decency precludes Chicago-style from being classified as pizza.

“If we didn’t win, why do you deserve to get paid? If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.”

A piece of paper that means a college administration wanted to kiss your ass in the hopes of getting a donation or free publicity.

Nope. Different area all together I guess. Looks like other people have the same idea for a team name.

“he’d monitor each berry individually for ripeness and eat it off the plant the instant it reached edibility” hahahahahaha this is priceless.

(Today, Missouri, one of the states who thunderously promised to investigate Planned Parenthood supposedly selling fetal tissue, released a statement admitting they could find no evidence that PP is doing that.)

Since I have a college education in America: “Would you like fries with that?”

Someone dared me to say no to drugs and alcohol. That didn’t work either.