Being triggered over the acceptance of nude photos of a 6'1" 267 lbs kraken faced actor is no way to go through life son.

Yep!

This is one leaked nude I’m going to have to pass on.....

You can have my Morgul-blade when you pry it from my cold, dead hands, though, to be clear, the influence of the One Ring has left me a hideous specter, more dangerous than ever.

if you’re going by the book, you’re not supposed to wear it as a swimsuit or underwear or tshirt or anything else.

Why do you think it’s okay to put a label on someone else’s sexuality when they’re very clearly (at least) portraying the opposite label? I’m so tired of this stupid trope that every celebrity is secretly gay and bearding for the other secretly gay celebrity. It’s not new or funny or clever to keep insisting on…

10 year old me had a crush on Lori Petty for a summer. Mostly thanks to Point Break, but especially A League of Their Own. My sister and I watched that film at least a couple times a week.

I can't tell you why I find V so unwatchable since it has been so long since I watched it.

Final Destination 5 really was worth it. I like those movies for reasons I can't really explain, but I was kind of bored at one point, wondering what was going to come next. then, that twist at the end, it was completely worth it, it didn't feel cheap, and actually felt a bit inspired, as if those behind it actually…

I thought that Living Daylights suffered from some poor pacing. By the time they got to Afghanistan I was all, "This movie's STILL going on?" I think it was the longest Bond movie until Casino Royale, and it feels every minute of it.

The title would obviously be "Too Old to Die Hard."

I watched all the Freddy movies in a row most being first time watches. It was plenty scary in comparison to many of the lead ups.

I would have loved an extra ten or fifteen minutes of that film, but at the same time there's something refreshing about the quick pacing of Star Trek II. I rewatched it not too long ago, and compared to today's bloated blockbusters, it seems like it moves at a really fast pace. There's hardly any fat on that film.

I'll defend Rocky V with you! It does an admirable job of trying to take the series back to its roots, and I think it is much, MUCH better than Rocky IV. I get why Rocky IV is hailed as epic cheese, but when you watch the movies in quick succession it easily stands out as the worst.

Rocky IV is good in the same way that Sharknado is good.

Busta Rhymes is in Halloween: Resurrection, not H20.

Aww, come on! 3 has Thunderlips *and* Mr. T! You've also got "Eye of the Tiger", Micky's death, Rocky & Apollo frolicking in an ambiguously gay way in the surf, plus that immortal exchange with Clubber Lang, "Hey, woman…". Hell, 3 is solidly #2, behind the original.

Does Balboa have Mr. T saying, "HEY WOMAN, HEY WOMAN, YOU EVER BEEN WITH A REAL MAN? I BET YOU STAY UP LATE AT NIGHT WONDERIN' WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE WITH A REAL MAN. TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU BRING YO PRETTY LITTLE SELF OVER TO MY APARTMENT TONIGHT, I'LL SHOW YOU A REAL MAN. "
yes I did that from memory.

Bullshit. 4 is 45 minutes of montages of the previous 3 movies (which you've likely watched already) as well as previous scenes from the movie I'm already watching! All this set to bad music. No. Even on a cheesy/ironic level. No. I'll give you, Drago is badass. "If he dies, he dies"…great line.

Oh, sweet Christmas, the kid. I wanted Rocky & Tommy to team-up at the end and beat his ass. Let Adrian get in a couple licks too. Annoying little fuck. Right up there with that punk-ass kid from Last Action Hero.