"And now, ladies, it's time for Stupid Human Tricks…" *drops pants*

I think it was also the fact that it came out via attempted blackmailing, which made Letterman himself a victim in the story. That, and none of the women seem to have aired any grievances against him to the media.

Wrinkles?

Not the Germans, though. I have it on good authority that they love him.

That's why it's the perfect cover!

Like a fembot who was programmed from old Rush Limbaugh recordings.

Also, that statement leaves plenty of room for sane hobos.

When you're famous, they let you do that stuff.

Ha…what a story.

Sounds like these guys are going their separate ways.

Oh, I can't even soil myself in the gift shop now?

How about a Lynda Carter-themed ride that twirls you in a circle for five minutes?

I thought they permanently split earlier this year after attempting a reconciliation. DON'T PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS!

Quick, somebody make a joke he already made in the story!

After this and Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman, my heart can only take so much.

What drugs explain Stephen Miller?

Megan Mullally also had terrific chemistry with supporting players like Shelley Morrison and Leslie Jordan. I suspect a Karen spinoff would be a better idea than this reboot.

Abra abracadabra
I wanna reach out and grab ya

I think it's what mummies are buried in.

You should really stop hanging around with Steve Bannon.