Trump's the kind of guy who would blame it on the dog or Steve Bannon.

Squawk? I think you're confusing the birds with the Bees.

"Revisit"? Like…people watched this the first time around?

And then I hear that Brad Dourif was Tim Burton's first choice but the studio turned him down, and I get angry all over again.

Isn't the whole reason Reddit occupies the market space it does now exactly because its rival Digg, which was much bigger at the time, did a disastrous series of revamps and users jumped ship to Reddit's more simplified platform? Digg was once valued by VC investors at $164 million. It sold for $500,000 in 2012. So…

Has he picked up any "consultation" techniques from Bannon?

And watching Tim Conway reminds me that Dorf comes three feet tall.

That's definitely Kemper. I think the guy in the suspenders around 1:02 is supposed to be Jerry Brudos.

Please. I used to find all my pornography lying around near the abandoned railroad tracks, like a gentleman.

Leonard Nimoy must be turning over in his big sunglasses case.

I wonder at what point George Takei's eyes will just roll out of his head.

Just make sure they don't create market confusion with too many alternate titles.

Somewhere, Charlie Sheen must be wondering why he didn't get a call.

Sure, "most" states. But you can pry Missouri's state dish from their cold, hands. Ironically, the children's hands are very warm, having been cooked and all.

"So…he's available?" — Steve Bannon

My god…Trump Steaks are people! TRUMP STEAKS ARE PEOPLE!

Especially since his whole tirade to the New Yorker was about how he was going to flush out the leakers.

"A true friend walks in when everybody else walks out. A true friend doesn't rub it in when you make a mistake. They rub it out." — Joel Osteen (also actual quote)

"Malibu Klaus Barbie" is probably too harsh, but it has a certain ring to it.

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