The throne is powered by Duracell batteries.

"The Wire? What is that? Some documentary about cable?"

I think they've wanted to launch a female-led action franchise for a while now. Halle Berry's character in Die Another Day was going to get a Stephen Frears-directed spinoff before MGM killed that project.

This seems like a real hatchet job.

How's his Walter Brennan impression?

Just get one of the animatronic Middle Easterners from It's a Small World. Problem solved.

"A Hole New World"

You guessed it…Frank Stallone.

Yeah, where are all the shows about the drug-addicted self-made millionaires, huh? Really missing a key demo there.

They stand back passively until Jeff Bridges' beard shows up, at which point they all get tangled into a giant rat king. But with beards.

It is, along with the "Boston's mayor is dead" prank, the sex in St. Patrick's Cathedral stunt, the stomping on a homeless man's cake and countless other tasteless segments that might lead its host to conclude that filming an employee on the toilet would somehow be acceptable workplace behavior.

I think the stuff about Jim Norton is a little off there. Norton split from Hughes about eight months ago. He's been hosting a separate morning show since then, leaving Hughes with an afternoon show. Only the latter was canceled.

Woke snark wokesnark woesnark snarfsnarf Supreme Leader Snoke

Well, I do other stuff. Like, I'm riding my bike in the park, and this policewoman says, "Oi! You can't ride your bike on the grass!" And I go, "Oh no?" And her uniform falls off, and she goes, "Ahh!" And she's trying to cover up, but I've seen everything anyway. And I get on my bike and I ride off. On the grass.

Right, "DO NOT TOUCH" is what's written on the front of Pence's underpants as a reminder to self.

Fat Trump, I hate you so

Great Job, Physical Media!

For the last time, she was rapping about juice. Juice!

"E.T. bone zone…"

Quickly, Robin! Use the Bat-Harmonica!