Heh. Nobody ever says Captain Italy.

"And now, the NBC Nitely News with your host, Bryon Walliams. Our top story: Lester Holt is dead, killed in a freak zeppelin accident over the Rocky Mountains. No remains were recovered."

Twin Peaks: Fire Walker With Me

Things were going well with Gerard Depardieu, until he pissed it all away.

He does have a real Dr. Teeth look going.

Goldfinger may have cheated at golf, but at least he didn't drive his cart on the green.

Comment also applies to the Trump administration's own Stephen Miller.

I have every confidence that she would get a significant amount of drugs off the street and into her bloodstream.

And here I am stuck in Wankers Corner, Oregon.

They cut the scene where Connie Nielsen baby-birds Gal Gadot.

Plan Canine From Outer Space
Island of Lost Molars
The Cuspid Vanishes
Pearly White Zombie

You don't have a Cousin Paddy!

If you take out all the shots of rich society ladies getting hit by pies and old domestic servants' eyes bugging out, the Three Stooges shorts tell a harrowing tale of domestic abuse in a gay love triangle.

I'll take Throw Momma From the Train as the funnier DeVito-helmed swing at dark comedy from that era. It similarly balks at making DeVito a killer, but the tone leans closer to screwball than satire so I think it's less of an issue.

It's pretty widely adored by trial lawyers, so I think they'd still be talking about it: http://www.theaustralian.co…

He cruelly forced them to raise some hard love, get out their pitch forks and poke at his hay.

Put an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly?

A KFC pun thread? I don't think we can pullet off.

his gibberishy, Twinkoid, banana-sucking Minions

Hey, movie executive. You see Darth Vader over there? Just do that, but on Earth and with a green tunic and cape and metallic armor instead of all the black. And lose the lightsaber. That's it. Go.