"And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you felching kids!"

It does beat a giant pile of car keys.

I'm starting to think this "Shep McAllister" is a sentient Anker battery that somehow grew thumbs.

I guess. Rugs are vegetarian, right?

I don't know. I think he's a vegetarian.

It's the end Hova world as we know it

Fire sale, actually, after burning down the house.

Hey, there's no way Thanos will be uninteresting. He's got a chair. That he sits on!

He should try joining PWR BTTM.

Hey, since Hannibal gave Will encephalitis, Douglas gets to claim inspiration for TWO characters, thank you very much.

From what I remember, Shane Black and Drew Pearce initially wrote Tony as suffering from alcoholism in Iron Man 3 as part of his PTSD, but Marvel nixed that.

It's a word Trump learned from the cover of that book Steve Bannon is always carrying around.

"If he drives, he drives."

You think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?

Is the HBO CEO of Tits looking for work?

I'm starting to think there's some merit to all these sexual harassment claims.

Now try it with "Get Shwifty."

What are your thoughts on Shat Shorts?

I thought he was convicted, just never sentenced.

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