My parents bought hanging seed cages to keep the squirrels out, but they just learned to climb up the poles to get to the seed. Then, my parents bought protective cones that block the squirrels from climbing the poles, so the squirrels learned to take flying leaps off a nearby shed roof and onto the cages.

According to ScreenRant, William Shatner has been angling for a cameo on the sci-fi drama that’s set 10 years before the events of the original Star Trek series, which he headed up as Captain James T. Kirk. Even though it’s set in the past…

Our foreign policy could not be clearer:

Snackses of Evil

Sure, go ahead and annex Crimea. Tamper in our elections. Blackmail our politicians. But steal our snacks? That's an act of war. We begin bombing in five minutes.

I'd have a lot more respect for Comey if he said that in response to Trump's request for loyalty instead of the weird staring contest that Comey described in his opening statement.

Maybe we can get Putin to start boasting about their "world's best hookers" status again: http://www.marketwatch.com/…

The audience for this series is invisible, man.

Boo-HOO!

With a touch of Chuck Berry's restaurant, what with the cameras in the toilets and all.

They thought they deserved better, and that they could probably get it by filling those hotels with “artifacts of American culture” like…

It won't be canceled. It'll just air on a farm upstate.

My rich uncle sessile have to pay for myself.

Why hire people of color when we can digitally render them through a motion-capture performance by Andy Serkis?

I was really hoping to see Franken bury this guy.

InsomNAMBLA

Charlie Wilson's Snore

Hey, the original had Joan Allen masturbating so good that her shrubbery caught fire.

Good old William Hardcore Macy.

*Huma Abedin shakes head in disgust*