Don't forget Buckley getting run over in The Royal Tenenbaums.

I don't get it. Could you 'splain the joke?

I kind of wish they went with the creepy CGI baby from that one Twilight movie.

But make sure to wear those see-through pants, so everyone knows your balls are salt of the earth.

Yes…"mud." That's what the brown stuff on my pants is.

I really wish these pun threads could be Dunaway with.

Your sarcasm is unWarrented.

The church didn't appreciate it when I hollowed out those missals to hide my Wild Turkey.

I'll buy it just for the prospect of dressing in a blue jumpsuit and waiting for a hiker to come along before I greet them with a pleasant "Hello, Clarice."

DC is very good at looking at other company's corporate strategies and yelling, "Me too!"

You have to pay extra for Dave's Homestyle Cthulhu Asiago Club.

"I'm a shithead" would have saved you a few words there, Chachi.

Violently ill: Projectile up top, explosive down below.

If 2017 follows its current course, this will somehow lead to Sean Hannity getting fired.

The Bitch is Bacteria

Shit Building

Termite Be Wrong

Yeah, but he liked the way Lot's daughters think.

A further 52% of young Britons admitted to having lied about eating their meat so they could have their pudding.

"Lear’s show is called All Of The Above With Norman Lear, and each episode will feature him interviewing a celebrity guest along with 'friend and sidekick' Paul Hipp."