"Civil War? I've seen the Nielsen numbers. Not good. That Ken Burns is a very low-energy guy."

"I'm the biggest disaster since 9/11, everyone says so."

They don't call it Mercury poisoning for nothing.

I'm really hoping this whole "right-wing blowhards' careers get ruined" thing turns out to be the trend for 2017 in the same way that "awesome and universally beloved celebrities die" was the defining aspect of 2016.

The Jim Henson Co. is preparing a team of puppeteers to recreate that bulge.

Huh. Before that edit, I would have sworn you meant this one: http://cdn1-www.comingsoon….

The Ticketmaster Ritual

The Elephunk Vanishes

The original Going in Style does a pretty good job of taking a respectful approach to aging even with its wacky old-folks-rob-a-bank premise. The remake, on the other hand, looks to contain rapping grandma levels of nuance.

Man, this is nothing. In the old days, Veterans Stadium was loaded with feral cats. It was an unusual game when one of them didn't roam onto the field, usually drunk from lapping up spilled beer.

Eh…I don't know about that. Saverin's either refusal or delay in signing off on Facebook's reformation under Delaware law was an impediment to securing venture capital at a time when that was critical to the company's expansion. Zuckerberg certainly used some of Peter Thiel's "dirty tricks" to dilute Saverin's…

Ringo: This'll be like that time we sued Def Leppard and Heather Mills.

Under the terms of the settlement, the song must be retitled "Reprint."

I think it boils down to the fact that John K. had that voice in mind for all the years he had been pitching the show. Peter Lorre was integral to his conception of Ren. Stimpy, on the other hand, was only ever conceived of as a "retarded cat." Billy West thankfully had been doing his Larry Fine impression on the…

I didn't like watching our family vacation slides when I was a kid either.

His Graham Norton Show appearance where he's crying with laughter over mistranslated foreign menu items is more strong evidence in support of this.

I thought he was helming the adult-film adaptation: Not Spider-Man XXX: Home Cumming.

I don't know. Dom doesn't really seem like the type who's motivated by a sense of family.

You know, you remind me of my niece Sally. Lovely girl. She's a dietitian.

Well, it would be worse if it didn't end their relationship, right?