Rickles on Seinfeld: "He's a wonderful guy. You talk to him, it's like being alone."

Material like this is far too classy for youse bums: http://blogs.wsj.com/moneyb…

Still, it made for one of John Waters' better movies the first time around.

"Wasn't he the purple bad guy in the last X-Men movie, too?"

You see, it's a very careful strategy to delay Darkseid's onscreen appearance to cultivate the right reaction among general audiences to his reveal, i.e., "Is that the purple bad guy from The Avengers?"

I'm pretty sure GlaxoSmithKline makes all three. That was the name that made me think, "Oh, Billy Boy might be in real trouble now."

I don't get it. Who the hell is "Conan Klepper"?

Oh, Gandalf hates all those little fuckers, he just has the weed to mellow him out.

Gambleto

CNN is reporting it's up to 10 now, with GlaxoSmithKline dropping out. So Levitra will be O'Reilly's undoing in more ways than one.

"Well, ArgieBarfie, when a man and a woman love each other very much, they seal themselves in a submarine and plunge to a depth of 31,000 feet…"

I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Or the brain matter for it to make a difference.

That's some solid cropping on that photo.

Why bother putting bathrooms in the Taco Bell if you're not going to let me bring my Chalupa in there?

To Russell, My Brother, Whom I Roofied

Yes, and also that Assault on Arkham direct-to-video animated movie.

Youse fancy-pants, alla youse.

Hell, you want an Irish Marlowe, just have Gabriel Byrne dust off his old Miller's Crossing costume.

I much prefer the Spanish-language version, Yo, Frankenstein.