You get a puH Duj! And YOU get a puH Duj! And YOU get a puH Duj!

"…an especially unsettling detail given Leigh’s recent allegations about Hitchcock’s sexual abuse of his actresses."

"Have you ever used a giant electromagnet to wipe a hard drive in police custody…to protect your methamphetamine empire?"

What makes it a Queer Circus, you ask? We don't just have dancing bears, we've got the otters and cubs, too.

But they were trying to play reggae.

Thom Yorke, pictured attempting to touch his tongue to his nose.

I wonder how Osama and Saddam's adopted shaved-ape baby is doing. Losing both his dads must have been hard on the little fella.

Gotta keep them in their recliner seats between the catheter and collectible-coin commercials.

I thought Sean Hannity's spring break footage would have involved a lot more of him stumbling around the beach in American flag board shorts while waving a pistol around and ranting about Ted Koppel.

Bátmántángo
Shit Shoah
Bore and Peace
Das Boo

Phrasing!

I mean come on, Turkmenistan is sitting right there!

That's…not what a "snub nose" means.

May I go to the bathroom?

I'm going to be disappointed after I look it up and find the latter song isn't about Dutch ovening someone, aren't I?

It's not the shading. He's just having a torrid affair with Oscar the Grouch.

Did they consider that perhaps the wig was too small?

Hm. A bit too subtle for my taste. — Nicolas Cage

Except for that one screw-up that put Leif Garrett on the front. Man, I bet some heads rolled for that blunder.

Man, I miss the Weekly World News. Bat Boy wasn't afraid to speak truth to power.