Even your comments are tl;dr. Don't you know when to stop?

I (for some reason) got about 1/3 of the way through this apple love note before realizing, "Holy shit I'm only 1/3 of the way through this thing?" At least it did a thorough job of once again reminding me why I hate all things Apple. By the time he got to "now swype with four fingers..." I was about ready to go find…

When did Kotaku start letting people with aspergers post articles?

"I am a fairly critical person (single at thirty-two, I have not had a girlfriend in literally 10 years, I eat the exact same meal six times a day, I often will listen to the same song on repeat for an entire day"