boardwalkumpire
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*rocks back and forth while grinning madly*

I get not wanting to nibble on mediocrity, but I’d much rather nosh on adequacy than choke on greatness, assuming I can also sip on competence.

Question for one of the dozen or so lawyers on here: being Canadian and also kind of dumb, I’m not clear on something. I thought the Fifth Amendment could only be asserted when the answer would incriminate the witness? How is he able to get away with not identifying himself? Shouldn’t a judge be instructing him to

I got 11 balls today

Datthew Mellavedova enters wearing only a #69 jersey. “Do you boys know how to run the triangle?”

Think they’ll find motors in any of those bags?

I plan to establish that before a jury of his peers. Now to find 12 mass murderers.

Apparently he takes his time to reflect on things literally.