ESPN must’ve been feeling like this after that snub:

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

Darrelle Revis: “I’m ready to go as soon as I [SIGN WITH THE PATRIOTS FOR 1.2 MILLION, REVERT TO BEING AS GOOD AS I WAS THREE YEARS AGO, WIN ANOTHER SUPER BOWL, AND SIGN WITH THE JETS AGAIN NEXT YEAR FOR 12 MILLION] can work out a deal with the Jets.”

However, in the new world you don’t need to click...just scroll down a little too far :(

Note he said, “soon-to-be-debunked.” Like he was waiting for the proof that it didn’t happen to come out, still. It’s bad enough that a lot of women don’t bother to report rape because either they won’t be believed, no one will do anything, or people then turn it around on them and accuse them of being sluts.

“If women face potential harassment on a daily basis, why do they bother trying to live normal lives?”

Bocce is the best but how the fuck is slip-n-slide so low? That’s the real travesty on this list.

Yeah we so casually accept fraud as normal and expected behavior that we may as well just start electing fraudsters and conpeople to Congress and the White House

Oh, I see how it is. No love for painfully obscure geology puns, huh?

I like it too. But Brady’s still awesome.

There is plenty to make fun of when it comes to boston and bostonians. Plenty! And yet, you managed to find two things that completely miss the mark.

Awww someone must’ve been waitlisted at Harvard, or MIT, or Berklee, or Tufts, or BC, BU, Northeastern, Wheelock, Holy Cross, Simmons, or the other half dozen colleges in the commonwealth. No worries I’m sure your safety school was more than happy to have you

are you reading redacted passages from your wife’s diary?

I think there is at least some truth to this. I was raised vegan, and I have a much different experience eating my mom’s cooking now as opposed to what it tasted like when I was young.

They would have to be goat steaks.

Whatever it takes to let him play till 46 and own the NFL for several more years and see 31 NFL teams, its fans and the media never get over it.

Can we talk about car loans for a bit?

Off topic, and I am not a lawyer, but I always get a kick out of filings that sprinkle the phrase “upon information and belief” liberally throughout. I have read stuff like this where every sentence begins “Upon information and belief.”

They should unionize.

The actual fantasy I have is kidnapping Assad - a far more difficult endeavour. Then making him cry like the coward he is on tape, while commanding his forces to stop massacring his own people.
Then kill him. I’m thinking some kind of force-feeding of his own balls to him. But classy.

Also, I would not kill Hitler. I’d…