When I was in middle school and got the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue my parents thought I was the reincarnation of Fred Merkle.

The only losers here are the taxpayers of Las Vegas.

Of the more sinister take, tricking people into thinking it had been repealed.

Let’s be honest, this was more “Colts two man punt team” level of fuck up though, wasn’t it?

And I can guarantee that none of these idiots know any of the tenants of the ACA, let alone that their redneck constituents depend on it, other than it’s known as OBAMAcare.

I used to play the Scoop Game, and I actually enjoyed it. It’s only when you start fucking with the rules that the game gets stupid. No, you don’t get money when you hit Free Scooping. You don’t put the Scoopury Tax money in the goddamn middle of the board. And your bail when you get sent to Scoop doesn’t go in the…

The “scoop game” is such media driven nonsense. Once it’s reported, the info is everwhere in ten seconds flat, so do you honestly think that consumers seek this stuff out on purpose? Like, would I follow X on twitter to get a ten minute head start on a free agent signing three months before the season starts? Or that…

Seems like it would be hard to stretch “marry the right person and discuss all this shit before you have kids” into an actual book, but hey, she got at least one sucker, so good on her.

Also no mention of the best number three starter in the league, David Price.

No seriously, if you call this guy an ace he has a meltdown with a reporter while he’s out buying Dunkin Donuts for the training staff.

A better question is why he even bothered making an acronym for something he literally used ONCE in the entire article.

Malcolm Butler was an undrafted free agent from Western Alabama University. If he plays under the tender as offered he will have earned roughly $5.5 million in salary plus just under $1 million in performance based bonus pay that is specifically intended for players who out-perform their contract. So, in 4 years in…

As a Jets fan I want to add:

(Having arguably the greatest quarterback and head coach of all time goes without saying.)

Unless Dallas drafts him, in which case he probably gets a bonus.

There doesn’t need to be any sign of an injury for it to be assault. Physical harm would make it battery.

I look forward to the Baltimore ravens drafting him. Apparently they don’t have a problem but violence is okay until it gets on tape.

Who has to go to work with norovirus?!

I mentioned this on Gita’s horse article, but I just restarted the game (I had a 50+ hour file, three beasts down—but I felt like I’d been rushing and missed a great deal, as I’d been very task-oriented up to that point). Even in my initial file, I walked pretty much everywhere; catching horses was a bit of a pain (I…

So you’re saying the outlook isn’t looking good for a Hightower after encountering a Jet in New York?

I look forward to seeing those culpable face responsibility for their actions.