Bocce is the best but how the fuck is slip-n-slide so low? That’s the real travesty on this list.

Yeah we so casually accept fraud as normal and expected behavior that we may as well just start electing fraudsters and conpeople to Congress and the White House

Oh, I see how it is. No love for painfully obscure geology puns, huh?

I like it too. But Brady’s still awesome.

There is plenty to make fun of when it comes to boston and bostonians. Plenty! And yet, you managed to find two things that completely miss the mark.

Awww someone must’ve been waitlisted at Harvard, or MIT, or Berklee, or Tufts, or BC, BU, Northeastern, Wheelock, Holy Cross, Simmons, or the other half dozen colleges in the commonwealth. No worries I’m sure your safety school was more than happy to have you

are you reading redacted passages from your wife’s diary?

I think there is at least some truth to this. I was raised vegan, and I have a much different experience eating my mom’s cooking now as opposed to what it tasted like when I was young.

They would have to be goat steaks.

Whatever it takes to let him play till 46 and own the NFL for several more years and see 31 NFL teams, its fans and the media never get over it.

Can we talk about car loans for a bit?

Off topic, and I am not a lawyer, but I always get a kick out of filings that sprinkle the phrase “upon information and belief” liberally throughout. I have read stuff like this where every sentence begins “Upon information and belief.”

They should unionize.

The actual fantasy I have is kidnapping Assad - a far more difficult endeavour. Then making him cry like the coward he is on tape, while commanding his forces to stop massacring his own people.
Then kill him. I’m thinking some kind of force-feeding of his own balls to him. But classy.

Also, I would not kill Hitler. I’d…

When I was in middle school and got the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue my parents thought I was the reincarnation of Fred Merkle.

The only losers here are the taxpayers of Las Vegas.

Of the more sinister take, tricking people into thinking it had been repealed.

Let’s be honest, this was more “Colts two man punt team” level of fuck up though, wasn’t it?

And I can guarantee that none of these idiots know any of the tenants of the ACA, let alone that their redneck constituents depend on it, other than it’s known as OBAMAcare.

I used to play the Scoop Game, and I actually enjoyed it. It’s only when you start fucking with the rules that the game gets stupid. No, you don’t get money when you hit Free Scooping. You don’t put the Scoopury Tax money in the goddamn middle of the board. And your bail when you get sent to Scoop doesn’t go in the…