Seems like it would be hard to stretch “marry the right person and discuss all this shit before you have kids” into an actual book, but hey, she got at least one sucker, so good on her.

Also no mention of the best number three starter in the league, David Price.

No seriously, if you call this guy an ace he has a meltdown with a reporter while he’s out buying Dunkin Donuts for the training staff.

A better question is why he even bothered making an acronym for something he literally used ONCE in the entire article.

Malcolm Butler was an undrafted free agent from Western Alabama University. If he plays under the tender as offered he will have earned roughly $5.5 million in salary plus just under $1 million in performance based bonus pay that is specifically intended for players who out-perform their contract. So, in 4 years in…

As a Jets fan I want to add:

(Having arguably the greatest quarterback and head coach of all time goes without saying.)

Unless Dallas drafts him, in which case he probably gets a bonus.

There doesn’t need to be any sign of an injury for it to be assault. Physical harm would make it battery.

I look forward to the Baltimore ravens drafting him. Apparently they don’t have a problem but violence is okay until it gets on tape.

Who has to go to work with norovirus?!

I mentioned this on Gita’s horse article, but I just restarted the game (I had a 50+ hour file, three beasts down—but I felt like I’d been rushing and missed a great deal, as I’d been very task-oriented up to that point). Even in my initial file, I walked pretty much everywhere; catching horses was a bit of a pain (I…

So you’re saying the outlook isn’t looking good for a Hightower after encountering a Jet in New York?

I look forward to seeing those culpable face responsibility for their actions.

Sorry, you seem to have taken the human beings these men are assaulting out of the equation here, for reasons I can guess but won’t speculate on. Punching a woman in the face isn’t a “mistake”, it’s a crime. You are valuing these athletes, and it’s very transparent that it’s because they are athletes, over the women…

While he was still under a microscope for caving that girl’s face in he received a parking ticket on campus and blew up at the woman who wrote it. According to Mixon and his attorney he just threw a verbal tantrum and threw the ticket on the ground. According to everyone else he advanced on her threateningly. Even in…

The Raiders aren’t for grown men who use wink emojis.

I think owners should pay for their own fucking stadiu–

I was merely relaying what he told me. You can take your assumptions and go fuck yourself with them.

Also- you can’t see a lot of the Caucasian folks there for Trump cause they’re blending in with the new white tarp!

“When when will (white) people learn that making fun of black names is never funny and is racist as hell?”