I can’t take you seriously because you don’t even know what website you’re on.

His biggest contribution to football is the shittiest rule in football: the enforcement of the illegal contact rule. It is literally the most cancerous rule. It’s why the price of QBing has skyrocketed. It’s why players like Brees now have insane numbers. It’s why we now have the rare defensive game instead of a solid…

Exactly
Bitched and whined about the Patriots and had the fucking rules changed to help his team
Next level cheating

Polian’s resume boils down to “lose a lot of Super Bowls and bitch about the Patriots enough to finally ride Peyton Manning to 1 win”.

Hahaha what a fucking shitshow.

And real.... Muslim-Americans are the second highest-educated among ethnic groups in this country, behind Jews. The average income of a Muslim-American is $100K. They make up 10% of all physicians in the US and they represent only 3% of the population. White Americans who support Dump’s plans should stop blaming other…

It’s okay, he’s not a real person, he’s just a plant. Possibly a Russian teen hired to tilt comment boards in the direction Trumputin wants it to lean. Nobody actually thinks like that, his posts are Kelly Ann Conway-esque in their contortions away from reason.

He rejected what passes for medicine and conditioning in the NFL. Big weights and lots of Toradol-in favor of a very strict diet and a completely different conditioning method. According to him, he feels a lot better.

Personally deadspin had made this win even sweeter. All the salt they’ve put out has been delicious. Especially knowing all the shit we’d have to eat if they had lost.

Final Fantasy VI was such a defining part of my youth. I would play it again and again and again. A friend of mine was lucky enough to glitch the game and get just an obnoxious amount of Illumina Blades.

The game has changed, largely due to Brady and the Patriots. Ty Law’s mugging of Marvin Harrison was the impetus for the defensive pass interference rule changes that lead to the explosion of passing offense that Brady has benefited from. Combined with his injury back in 08 that changed the way defenses went after…

Yeah, what kind of sports website would cover the most famous player of the most popular sport in North America?

Actually, you’re first paragraph is probably true more often than not. With an average career length of less than 3 years-most players are young enough, and don’t play long enough, for it to matter.

Draft round selections of NE’s 5 OL starters this year: 1st, 3rd, Undrafted, 4th, 5th. A lot of Brady’s success is due to his ability to instantly diagnose coverage and release the ball in 2 seconds. This is not, nor has it ever been, anything resembling the Cowboys OL. Ryan Tannehill would still get murdered and be…

This is probably the 10th article about Brady Deadspin’s had just since the Superbowl. He is attractive and all, but this is getting stalker-esque.

Maybe they wrote a 10 profile because he just won his 5th superbowl, for his 4th sb mvp and lead the largest comeback in sb history. But ok

I am stunned they didn’t find a way to work in a Bill Simmons jab too.

Wrong. This post is tangential to Deadspin’s obsession with Bill Simmons. Any dig at Brady is a dig at his teammates.

Yeah. I know Brady is an obvious and easy target for these deconstruction pieces, because there’s nothing much to him besides the “I want to be a great QB and win stuff” drive. But that’s kinda admirable in a single-minded focus way. He’s obsessed with it.

I know you snark, but he did get the shit beaten out of him pretty good in the Super Bowl. 5 sacks and a ton of hits. No penalties called on any of those, nor were they necessary as they were all clean.