This is great advice, at least I assume it is because I passed out about 1/3 of the way into reading it.

I am also confused about this.

I thought the quote referred to the kids who were abused (since grown up) but it refers to McQueary instead. If I’m understand it correctly. It’s still a dick thing to say but not nearly as bad as I thought at first.

Biding by family tradition, he has decided to name them Bela and Bela.

Well you found the gaping flaw in my logic. Back to the drawing board!

I’m sure when your daughter was raped and murdered by one of these inmates that was also psychological torture.

“Just throw some salt on it”

Yeah! Well don’t get me wrong, they hired an architect and construction / carpentry company, they weren’t some super self-sufficient badasses. But they did a lot of the work on it as it was being built and I helped out with painting, hauling, cleaning...

My parents built a house when I was 10 and I ‘helped’ for $2.50 an hour. I saved it all to buy an NES (about $120 at the time). It taught me a lot about budgeting, saving, and hard work to earn something, definitely a good move on their part.

Putting ‘Captain’ in front of any insult instantly makes it about 25% funnier.

I bought a pair of the Ecco New Jersey’s a week ago for $109! They look good and are comfortable, but wish I had waited.

I bought a pair of the Ecco New Jersey’s a week ago for $109! They look good and are comfortable, but wish I had…

I normally agree with Hamilton’s advocacy of unions and unionizing. But I’m not sure it makes sense when it comes to grad students.

Vegas is the fourth smallest market in the NFL. At least 25% of the fans of any home game will be rooting for the other team. If you gotta move, then do it, but their choice of destination was monumentally stupid.

Joke’s on us in the end, she is gonna make bank off of this book from all the religious people.

Great rant, on point, still needs some more capitalization before you’re at Magary level.

Well that’s just like your opinion, man!

Bad times at the Armpit Saloon.

Well...I was 90% positive about Hillary so...

You are a literal Centrist? Did you just....make that up?

Strong work.