That’s my Safeway! Getting in and out of that parking lot is a nightmare, no way the theif could ever have made a quick getaway if he had to.

That’s really sad.

In the spirit of March Madness, I’d give cyclists the 3 seed against the dog owners’ 14 seed.

I grew up in rural Maine but now live in Oakland.

Kids pay what they weigh!!

Bill Belichick just takes his free agents out to lunch at the Ground Round and asks them if they want to win a Super Bowl.

AJ Pierzynski played for the Rockies?

That’s right...another suspension for Tom Brady!

Deadspin hates us so much, but they need us.

Haha I was gonna post something similar including the clickbait zinger, although I can’t tell if you’re actually making fun of Deadspin or Patriots fans (or both).

Right....but it’s not like they knew he was a serial killer when he was playing for them. They cut him right when he got arrested. Unlike the Ravens who build statues of their players who murder other people.

Stop equating smoking pot to breaking a woman’s face please.

The Patriots have never signed anyone who’s hit a woman since Kraft took over. They drafted one guy in the 90s (Christian Peter) without doing our due diligence on his history and then cut him the next day when they learned more about him.

Right, now I remember that part...sounds like a great guy.

I’m not following the story too closely, what were the details of when he threatened to beat up another woman?

Westbrook also missed a string of go-ahead three pointers in the game’s final moments, but c’mon the guy scored 58 points, who’s really going to blame him.

Yeah my statement should definitely be qualified with “Assuming Romo stays healthy.” Will be interesting to see if Denver addresses the line in the draft or free agency...

Wait...do people not like National Geographic? I love it! Am I just a huge dork? (Yes).

I don’t know....you seem pretty shitty to me.

As a Patriots fan, I hope this doesn’t happen. Would bring the Broncos back to where they were in their 2015 championship year, and probably better. I also like Romo a lot, much harder to root against him than Pink Head was.