because Bernie Sanders doesn’t have a vagina.

Yawn

The way they rendered the video was really bad. Judging from the E3 Livestreams it seems the game will run fine.

I thought this was already implemented a while ago, but I guess the vagueness of Pokemon GO strikes again.

Just go to Polygon. They’re a much more professional source of gaming news.

Huh. It comes out on my birthday. I never played the reboot, but I love the original game. Maybe I’ll give it a go.

That’s exactly why Call of Duty 4 ruined modern fps games.

I loved the movie, but the story felt somewhat disjointed and strangely paced. It felt like they cut out lots of stuff from the movie. That’s my opinion though.

I played this map at a LAN party of mine last weekend. It’s a very strange feeling to play it, I have to say.

Reverse Bear Trap anyone? I literally made this in 30 seconds.

Well, I better start working on that Zelda movie I want to make before it officially happens.

Yet more proof that video game journalism is the biggest fucking joke on the internet

Thought it said Giraffe Simulator at first.

Shit. I hope ModDB finds another outlet for mod download links.

I personally like the new modern elements added to the multiplayer such as the 2 weapon loadouts. One of the frustrating things about UT and Quake is running around desperately trying to find a better weapon than the shitty stock weapon, and if you run into anyone before then, you’re kinda fucked. I just wish than…

I really want to like Sven Co-op, but after a LAN party I had today, we tried a 7-man coop match and it just wasn’t fun. Most of the maps are too small and clearly designed for Singleplayer and the custom levels are just so poorly designed with the mindset that “more enemies equals cooperative play”. I just can’t get…

Get in the fucking robot, Luigi.

Like, Scoob. Are those Scooby Snaks gluten-free?

Ah. Network Television. The bottom of the barrel of digital entertainment. Everything should go perfectly, seeing as how other internet stars such as Fred and the Annoying Orange were insanely profitable and lasted a long time as TV shows. *eyeroll*.

I have a feeling I won’t be able to take these characters seriously because they’re Minecraft block people. Telltale’s awkward “mobile-optimized” animations won’t help either